"Kerry Stories" <nospam_see_webpage@johnkerrytruth.com> wrote in message
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> Do you know the real John Forbes Kerry?

Do you know what an Audi is?

Have you grasped the concept of this "horseless carriage" thing?

Can you find your **** with both hands (with or without written
instructions)?

Can you conceive of a world where "foreign" means "non-US"?

Can you conceive of an "Internet" that exists outside of a town called
"Eugene"(!) (or, dare I say it, the Eastern Seaboard of the US)?

If you can make at least two of these entrance criteria for what's known as
"Homo Sapiens", then please respond.

If not then, if you are a) a believer in Evolution, then do the honest thing
and euthanase (spare politicians welcome - you know it makes sense), or

b) a Creationist then please accelerate your trip to meet your maker.

From observational experience, I'd guess that extoling the virtues of a
Japanese car - while being ignorant of both your arguments and
commonly-accepted spelling - would be a good place to start ;o)

If that seems too complex, then please find something a) tall, and b) sharp.
Place b) at the bottom of a), then jump off of the top of a); taking care to
pick the right side of the building/ego so as to land on b).

(Apologies to anyone annoyed by the stark Evolutionist/Creationist argument;
I'll sort it out with the Buddhists next time around - the rest, please form
an orderly queue, and I'll talk with the survivors ;o)

--

Hairy One Kenobi (unaffiliated to any political parties, whether live, dead,
or narrow-minded USAian ;o)

Disclaimer: the opinions expressed in this opinion do not necessarily
reflect the opinions of the highly-opinionated person expressing the opinion
in the first place. So there!

 

Oh I don't know. I thought the contents of this webpage interesting
although it certainly is off-topic.


"Hairy One Kenobi" <abuse@[127.0.0.1]> wrote in message
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> "Kerry Stories" <nospam_see_webpage@johnkerrytruth.com> wrote in message
> news:8kzXb.317376$na.473003@attbi_s04...
> > Do you know the real John Forbes Kerry?
>
> Do you know what an Audi is?
>
> Have you grasped the concept of this "horseless carriage" thing?
>
> Can you find your **** with both hands (with or without written
> instructions)?
>
> Can you conceive of a world where "foreign" means "non-US"?
>
> Can you conceive of an "Internet" that exists outside of a town called
> "Eugene"(!) (or, dare I say it, the Eastern Seaboard of the US)?
>
> If you can make at least two of these entrance criteria for what's known
as
> "Homo Sapiens", then please respond.
>
> If not then, if you are a) a believer in Evolution, then do the honest
thing
> and euthanase (spare politicians welcome - you know it makes sense), or
>
> b) a Creationist then please accelerate your trip to meet your maker.
>
> From observational experience, I'd guess that extoling the virtues of a
> Japanese car - while being ignorant of both your arguments and
> commonly-accepted spelling - would be a good place to start ;o)
>
> If that seems too complex, then please find something a) tall, and b)
sharp.
> Place b) at the bottom of a), then jump off of the top of a); taking care
to
> pick the right side of the building/ego so as to land on b).
>
> (Apologies to anyone annoyed by the stark Evolutionist/Creationist
argument;
> I'll sort it out with the Buddhists next time around - the rest, please
form
> an orderly queue, and I'll talk with the survivors ;o)
>
> --
>
> Hairy One Kenobi (unaffiliated to any political parties, whether live,
dead,
> or narrow-minded USAian ;o)
>
> Disclaimer: the opinions expressed in this opinion do not necessarily
> reflect the opinions of the highly-opinionated person expressing the
opinion
> in the first place. So there!
>
>