Re: 1999 Audi A4 rear windows corrosion
 

On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 10:03:21 +0100, "Dr Joolz" <jxm96c@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>Many of these women just drive either stupidly or recklessly, they get
>affected by emotions so much if they had a bad day or the temperature's too
>hot they'd certainly show it in their driving style. Men never get affected
>by emotions when driving, and we have better spatial and speed judgement.
>The number of careless (or simply clueless) women drivers far exceeds the
>number of rapists, I come across bad woman drivers on the road every week if
>not day, how often do you see rapists? Once in a few months/year? So your
>statement does not hold, it simply shows you have a very dangerous mind and
>are just another reckless woman driver... God bless whoever comes in your
>way when you're behind the wheel.

Your ignorance and bigotry are breathtakingly offensive and reflect
the fact that you have absolutely no social intelligence or any clue
whatsoever. Since you seem to be in the UK, try reading this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/1590309.stm

Re: 1999 Audi A4 rear windows corrosion
 

Thank you Ron! You missed 1 point, women have to get out of their cars to
insert the ticket at a car park exit, but before they do so they forget
where they put it, turn the purse upside down while checking if the lipstick
matches the shoes and then realising the ticket is in the H&M shopping bag
in the boot. :-)

Re: 1999 Audi A4 rear windows corrosion
 

And I wouldn't say they're better drivers, they're just slower. At certain
times of a month, they go mental and zoom past traffic to cause accidents or
do an emergency stop thinking she had forgot to set the video to tape Jamie
Oliver, causing the guy behind her to hit the brakes and the woman behind
him would crash into him because of slow reactions. But because the woman
who crashed into him drives a Merc her man bought her and put under his
insurance policy as a named driver, the stats for men goes up 1 yet again.
The Merc probably isn't even scratched in the first place but the Accord the
unlucky guy was in was smashed into pieces, all because he had to fund his
family, his wife's shopping, his kids' school fees, his house and could only
afford an Accord.

I'm not the Accord man fortunately. But there were a few times I had to horn
or zoom out of the way with women drivers failing to stop in time to avoid
getting a dent in my car's arse.

And read this from the news article you sent us:

"women drivers were twice as likely to have accidents at junctions than men"

Thank you BBC.

Re: 1999 Audi A4 rear windows corrosion
 

On Mon, 18 Aug 2003, Steve Firth wrote:

> Dr Joolz <jxm96c@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Thank you Ron! You missed 1 point, women have to get out of their cars to
> > insert the ticket at a car park exit, but before they do so they forget
> > where they put it, turn the purse upside down while checking if the lipstick
> > matches the shoes and then realising the ticket is in the H&M shopping bag
> > in the boot. :-)
>
> Arrrgggh it's the entire sequence.

[ snip ]

I bet that's your wife!

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Re: 1999 Audi A4 rear windows corrosion
 

Ron <ron@ron10.com> wrote:

> Steve that's a classic :)

Thank you, sadly it's just observational humour, even more sadly
observed from the car just behind the one driven by the woman behaving
as described.

The local shopping centre car park is subterranean and the exits are
narrow and tight. The biggest vehicle I have taken down there is a SIII
LWB Landrover. Even in that with its amusing bad turning circle it would
take some work to scrape the walls, but the walls are covered in paint
streaks of different colours. When I see a car leaving a mark it's
inevitably a Polo/Fabia/Mini/Seicento driven by the female of the
species. What is it that they can't drive a vehicle in a lane about 6ft
wider than their car without whacking into the wall?

--
The wage of sin is death, but after the government has taken its share
all that is left is a tired feeling.

Re: 1999 Audi A4 rear windows corrosion
 

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003, Steve Firth wrote:

> The local shopping centre car park is subterranean and the exits are
> narrow and tight. The biggest vehicle I have taken down there is a SIII
> LWB Landrover. Even in that with its amusing bad turning circle it would
> take some work to scrape the walls, but the walls are covered in paint
> streaks of different colours. When I see a car leaving a mark it's
> inevitably a Polo/Fabia/Mini/Seicento driven by the female of the
> species. What is it that they can't drive a vehicle in a lane about 6ft
> wider than their car without whacking into the wall?

Their brains are only designed for talking (a lot).

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Re: 1999 Audi A4 rear windows corrosion
 

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 18:23:39 +0100, Alex Buell
<alex.buell@munted.org.uk> wrote:

>On Sat, 23 Aug 2003, Steve Firth wrote:
>
>> The local shopping centre car park is subterranean and the exits are
>> narrow and tight. The biggest vehicle I have taken down there is a SIII
>> LWB Landrover. Even in that with its amusing bad turning circle it would
>> take some work to scrape the walls, but the walls are covered in paint
>> streaks of different colours. When I see a car leaving a mark it's
>> inevitably a Polo/Fabia/Mini/Seicento driven by the female of the
>> species. What is it that they can't drive a vehicle in a lane about 6ft
>> wider than their car without whacking into the wall?
>
>Their brains are only designed for talking (a lot).

Misogyny such as yours doesn't bode well for the perpetuation of the
human race.

Re: 1999 Audi A4 rear windows corrosion
 

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 xymergy@suds.com wrote:

> On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 18:23:39 +0100, Alex Buell
> <alex.buell@munted.org.uk> wrote:
>
> >On Sat, 23 Aug 2003, Steve Firth wrote:
> >
> >> The local shopping centre car park is subterranean and the exits are
> >> narrow and tight. The biggest vehicle I have taken down there is a SIII
> >> LWB Landrover. Even in that with its amusing bad turning circle it would
> >> take some work to scrape the walls, but the walls are covered in paint
> >> streaks of different colours. When I see a car leaving a mark it's
> >> inevitably a Polo/Fabia/Mini/Seicento driven by the female of the
> >> species. What is it that they can't drive a vehicle in a lane about 6ft
> >> wider than their car without whacking into the wall?
> >
> >Their brains are only designed for talking (a lot).
>
> Misogyny such as yours doesn't bode well for the perpetuation of the
> human race.

That's okay, I don't intend to breed.

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Re: 1999 Audi A4 rear windows corrosion
 

On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 18:35:30 +0100, Alex Buell
<alex.buell@munted.org.uk> wrote:

>On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 xymergy@suds.com wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 23 Aug 2003 18:23:39 +0100, Alex Buell
>> <alex.buell@munted.org.uk> wrote:

>> >Their brains are only designed for talking (a lot).
>>
>> Misogyny such as yours doesn't bode well for the perpetuation of the
>> human race.
>
>That's okay, I don't intend to breed.

Excellent, a good way of eliminating that particular trait. Thanks!

Re: 1999 Audi A4 rear windows corrosion
 

Out of interest - how much did you pay for your Audi? Was it new,
secondhand? Mileage? Looking at some A4s secondhand in my dealership and
they seem to be about 15K for 3 years old and the lowest milegage one is
27,000 miles.

John.


"Ron" <ron@ron10.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Dr Joolz" <jxm96c@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:oNh%a.1$C23.196@newsfep2-gui.server.ntli.net...
> > I'm sorry to hear that. :-( If only all drivers were sensible and
careful,
> > and male (!!!).
> >
> > Jules
> >
>
> The corrosion should have been covered by Audi's comprehensive 12 year
anti
> perforation warranty, make sure its not been broken into, hence the marks,
> talking of women drivers, last night some women hit my car and run :( but
> some people got her reg :)
>
> Hopefully a new bumper will be needed
>
> www.sunglassesron.myby.co.uk/bitch3.jpg
>
> Ronny
>
>