Dust in steering column?
09-22-2003, 04:19 PM
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Dust in steering column?
When I picked my car on getting back from my holiday I noticed some slight
scratching plastic-to-plastic noise just below the steering wheel at certain
positions, especially when parking.
I get the impression some dust has made its way at the joint with the board.
Is this possible, and if so how can I clean it?
Thanks in advance.
JP Roberts
scratching plastic-to-plastic noise just below the steering wheel at certain
positions, especially when parking.
I get the impression some dust has made its way at the joint with the board.
Is this possible, and if so how can I clean it?
Thanks in advance.
JP Roberts
09-23-2003, 04:44 PM
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Re: Dust in steering column?
"JP Roberts" <1234@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<bknp0t$ov4$1@news.ya.com>...
> I noticed some slight
> scratching plastic-to-plastic noise just below the steering wheel at certain
> positions, especially when parking.
>
> I get the impression some dust has made its way at the joint with the board.
> Is this possible, and if so how can I clean it?
You don't. You start up a website about how Audi won't buy your car
back under the Lemon Laws, write a long message about how the steering
column design was lousy and made your family's life a living hell
because they had to ride in the car, and look for a lawyer to sue them
in a class action suit along with all the other Audi owners who got
dust in *their* steering columns.
Haven't you been paying attention?
--
C.R. Krieger
(wrong lawyer)
> I noticed some slight
> scratching plastic-to-plastic noise just below the steering wheel at certain
> positions, especially when parking.
>
> I get the impression some dust has made its way at the joint with the board.
> Is this possible, and if so how can I clean it?
You don't. You start up a website about how Audi won't buy your car
back under the Lemon Laws, write a long message about how the steering
column design was lousy and made your family's life a living hell
because they had to ride in the car, and look for a lawyer to sue them
in a class action suit along with all the other Audi owners who got
dust in *their* steering columns.
Haven't you been paying attention?
--
C.R. Krieger
(wrong lawyer)
09-23-2003, 04:47 PM
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Re: Dust in steering column?
You're a hoot!
STC
"C.R. Krieger" <warp2_shadow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "JP Roberts" <1234@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:<bknp0t$ov4$1@news.ya.com>...
> > I noticed some slight
> > scratching plastic-to-plastic noise just below the steering wheel at
certain
> > positions, especially when parking.
> >
> > I get the impression some dust has made its way at the joint with the
board.
> > Is this possible, and if so how can I clean it?
>
> You don't. You start up a website about how Audi won't buy your car
> back under the Lemon Laws, write a long message about how the steering
> column design was lousy and made your family's life a living hell
> because they had to ride in the car, and look for a lawyer to sue them
> in a class action suit along with all the other Audi owners who got
> dust in *their* steering columns.
>
> Haven't you been paying attention?
> --
> C.R. Krieger
> (wrong lawyer)
STC
"C.R. Krieger" <warp2_shadow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:a8a578a8.0309231344.31935d71@posting.google.c om...
> "JP Roberts" <1234@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:<bknp0t$ov4$1@news.ya.com>...
> > I noticed some slight
> > scratching plastic-to-plastic noise just below the steering wheel at
certain
> > positions, especially when parking.
> >
> > I get the impression some dust has made its way at the joint with the
board.
> > Is this possible, and if so how can I clean it?
>
> You don't. You start up a website about how Audi won't buy your car
> back under the Lemon Laws, write a long message about how the steering
> column design was lousy and made your family's life a living hell
> because they had to ride in the car, and look for a lawyer to sue them
> in a class action suit along with all the other Audi owners who got
> dust in *their* steering columns.
>
> Haven't you been paying attention?
> --
> C.R. Krieger
> (wrong lawyer)
09-23-2003, 08:34 PM
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Re: Dust in steering column?
"C.R. Krieger" <warp2_shadow@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "JP Roberts" <1234@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:<bknp0t$ov4$1@news.ya.com>...
> > I noticed some slight
> > scratching plastic-to-plastic noise just below the steering wheel at
certain
> > positions, especially when parking.
> >
> > I get the impression some dust has made its way at the joint with the
board.
> > Is this possible, and if so how can I clean it?
>
> You don't. You start up a website about how Audi won't buy your car
> back under the Lemon Laws, write a long message about how the steering
> column design was lousy and made your family's life a living hell
> because they had to ride in the car, and look for a lawyer to sue them
> in a class action suit along with all the other Audi owners who got
> dust in *their* steering columns.
>
> Haven't you been paying attention?
> --
> C.R. Krieger
> (wrong lawyer)
I don't know C.R. sounds like you're being a lil too soft, I'd try a more
agressive approach.
Romy
09-24-2003, 07:44 AM
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Re: Dust in steering column?
Mr Krieger, you've got a tremendous ability to steer out of the point being
made, haven't you? Yours is a truly irrelevant answer- comparable to I'm not
buying potatoes, I'm selling coconuts, for that purpose.
"C.R. Krieger" <warp2_shadow@yahoo.com> escribió en el mensaje
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> "JP Roberts" <1234@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:<bknp0t$ov4$1@news.ya.com>...
> > I noticed some slight
> > scratching plastic-to-plastic noise just below the steering wheel at
certain
> > positions, especially when parking.
> >
> > I get the impression some dust has made its way at the joint with the
board.
> > Is this possible, and if so how can I clean it?
>
> You don't. You start up a website about how Audi won't buy your car
> back under the Lemon Laws, write a long message about how the steering
> column design was lousy and made your family's life a living hell
> because they had to ride in the car, and look for a lawyer to sue them
> in a class action suit along with all the other Audi owners who got
> dust in *their* steering columns.
>
> Haven't you been paying attention?
> --
> C.R. Krieger
> (wrong lawyer)
made, haven't you? Yours is a truly irrelevant answer- comparable to I'm not
buying potatoes, I'm selling coconuts, for that purpose.
"C.R. Krieger" <warp2_shadow@yahoo.com> escribió en el mensaje
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> "JP Roberts" <1234@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:<bknp0t$ov4$1@news.ya.com>...
> > I noticed some slight
> > scratching plastic-to-plastic noise just below the steering wheel at
certain
> > positions, especially when parking.
> >
> > I get the impression some dust has made its way at the joint with the
board.
> > Is this possible, and if so how can I clean it?
>
> You don't. You start up a website about how Audi won't buy your car
> back under the Lemon Laws, write a long message about how the steering
> column design was lousy and made your family's life a living hell
> because they had to ride in the car, and look for a lawyer to sue them
> in a class action suit along with all the other Audi owners who got
> dust in *their* steering columns.
>
> Haven't you been paying attention?
> --
> C.R. Krieger
> (wrong lawyer)
09-25-2003, 11:51 AM
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Re: Dust in steering column?
"JP Roberts" <1234@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<bks3ja$esj$1@news.ya.com>...
> Mr Krieger, you've got a tremendous ability to steer out of the point being
> made, haven't you?
Not to mention leaping tall buildings at a single bound; faster than
speeding bullets; more powerful than a locomotive, etc. Thank you.
>SK<
> Yours is a truly irrelevant answer-
Satire is never irrelevant. Unwanted maybe ...
--
C.R. Krieger
(One o' those moods again)
> Mr Krieger, you've got a tremendous ability to steer out of the point being
> made, haven't you?
Not to mention leaping tall buildings at a single bound; faster than
speeding bullets; more powerful than a locomotive, etc. Thank you.
>SK<
> Yours is a truly irrelevant answer-
Satire is never irrelevant. Unwanted maybe ...
--
C.R. Krieger
(One o' those moods again)
09-25-2003, 04:59 PM
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Re: Dust in steering column?
Satire has to be of a brilliant nature not to be irrelevant.
JP
"C.R. Krieger" <warp2_shadow@yahoo.com> escribió en el mensaje
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> "JP Roberts" <1234@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:<bks3ja$esj$1@news.ya.com>...
>
> > Mr Krieger, you've got a tremendous ability to steer out of the point
being
> > made, haven't you?
>
> Not to mention leaping tall buildings at a single bound; faster than
> speeding bullets; more powerful than a locomotive, etc. Thank you.
> >SK<
>
> > Yours is a truly irrelevant answer-
>
> Satire is never irrelevant. Unwanted maybe ...
> --
> C.R. Krieger
> (One o' those moods again)
JP
"C.R. Krieger" <warp2_shadow@yahoo.com> escribió en el mensaje
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> "JP Roberts" <1234@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:<bks3ja$esj$1@news.ya.com>...
>
> > Mr Krieger, you've got a tremendous ability to steer out of the point
being
> > made, haven't you?
>
> Not to mention leaping tall buildings at a single bound; faster than
> speeding bullets; more powerful than a locomotive, etc. Thank you.
> >SK<
>
> > Yours is a truly irrelevant answer-
>
> Satire is never irrelevant. Unwanted maybe ...
> --
> C.R. Krieger
> (One o' those moods again)
09-25-2003, 08:18 PM
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Re: Dust in steering column?
"JP Roberts" <1234@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<bkvogh$m4u$1@news.ya.com>...
> "C.R. Krieger" <warp2_shadow@yahoo.com> escribió en el mensaje
> news:a8a578a8.0309250851.1551de30@posting.google.c om...
> > "JP Roberts" <1234@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:<bks3ja$esj$1@news.ya.com>...
Top-posting corrected...
> > > Mr Krieger, you've got a tremendous ability to steer out of the point
> being
> > > made, haven't you?
> >
> > Not to mention leaping tall buildings at a single bound; faster than
> > speeding bullets; more powerful than a locomotive, etc. Thank you.
> > >SK<
>
> > > Yours is a truly irrelevant answer-
> >
> > Satire is never irrelevant. Unwanted maybe ...
>
> Satire has to be of a brilliant nature not to be irrelevant.
>
In addition, the recipient must have a sense of humor. Regardless,
your perception of what is brilliant and what isn't makes no
implication on CRK's comments.
Spider
> "C.R. Krieger" <warp2_shadow@yahoo.com> escribió en el mensaje
> news:a8a578a8.0309250851.1551de30@posting.google.c om...
> > "JP Roberts" <1234@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:<bks3ja$esj$1@news.ya.com>...
Top-posting corrected...
> > > Mr Krieger, you've got a tremendous ability to steer out of the point
> being
> > > made, haven't you?
> >
> > Not to mention leaping tall buildings at a single bound; faster than
> > speeding bullets; more powerful than a locomotive, etc. Thank you.
> > >SK<
>
> > > Yours is a truly irrelevant answer-
> >
> > Satire is never irrelevant. Unwanted maybe ...
>
> Satire has to be of a brilliant nature not to be irrelevant.
>
In addition, the recipient must have a sense of humor. Regardless,
your perception of what is brilliant and what isn't makes no
implication on CRK's comments.
Spider
09-26-2003, 08:56 AM
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Re: Dust in steering column?
Dear Mr Spiker,
Even when it comes to perception, there are finer levels and less fortunate
ones, and as for that matter, you might be better off if you weren't wasting
your time trying to flatter an attempt at mediocre literature coming from
dear Müder Krieger and instead you were driving a new RS6, for example. In
this way, we could all devote our resources to more productive matters, too.
A sense of humour is never devoid of politeness if coming from gentlemen.
When it is, it becomes only childish mockery, which is how I will treat this
matter.
Yours truly,
JP
"Spider" <beelzebubba@hotmail.com> escribió en el mensaje
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> "JP Roberts" <1234@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:<bkvogh$m4u$1@news.ya.com>...
> > "C.R. Krieger" <warp2_shadow@yahoo.com> escribió en el mensaje
> > news:a8a578a8.0309250851.1551de30@posting.google.c om...
> > > "JP Roberts" <1234@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > news:<bks3ja$esj$1@news.ya.com>...
>
> Top-posting corrected...
>
> > > > Mr Krieger, you've got a tremendous ability to steer out of the
point
> > being
> > > > made, haven't you?
> > >
> > > Not to mention leaping tall buildings at a single bound; faster than
> > > speeding bullets; more powerful than a locomotive, etc. Thank you.
> > > >SK<
> >
> > > > Yours is a truly irrelevant answer-
> > >
> > > Satire is never irrelevant. Unwanted maybe ...
> >
> > Satire has to be of a brilliant nature not to be irrelevant.
> >
>
> In addition, the recipient must have a sense of humor. Regardless,
> your perception of what is brilliant and what isn't makes no
> implication on CRK's comments.
>
> Spider
Even when it comes to perception, there are finer levels and less fortunate
ones, and as for that matter, you might be better off if you weren't wasting
your time trying to flatter an attempt at mediocre literature coming from
dear Müder Krieger and instead you were driving a new RS6, for example. In
this way, we could all devote our resources to more productive matters, too.
A sense of humour is never devoid of politeness if coming from gentlemen.
When it is, it becomes only childish mockery, which is how I will treat this
matter.
Yours truly,
JP
"Spider" <beelzebubba@hotmail.com> escribió en el mensaje
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> "JP Roberts" <1234@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> > "C.R. Krieger" <warp2_shadow@yahoo.com> escribió en el mensaje
> > news:a8a578a8.0309250851.1551de30@posting.google.c om...
> > > "JP Roberts" <1234@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > news:<bks3ja$esj$1@news.ya.com>...
>
> Top-posting corrected...
>
> > > > Mr Krieger, you've got a tremendous ability to steer out of the
point
> > being
> > > > made, haven't you?
> > >
> > > Not to mention leaping tall buildings at a single bound; faster than
> > > speeding bullets; more powerful than a locomotive, etc. Thank you.
> > > >SK<
> >
> > > > Yours is a truly irrelevant answer-
> > >
> > > Satire is never irrelevant. Unwanted maybe ...
> >
> > Satire has to be of a brilliant nature not to be irrelevant.
> >
>
> In addition, the recipient must have a sense of humor. Regardless,
> your perception of what is brilliant and what isn't makes no
> implication on CRK's comments.
>
> Spider
